I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

I have more than enough to eat at home

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

by asupercilious January 22, 2014

I don't know why I have these goggles

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

by Cephiroth May 15, 2010

dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up

The stage of you falling hard to the ground and no matter how hard you try, you cannot get back up.

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!
That means that you're old.

by XXXCHICKENXXX December 13, 2012

i have no idea whats going on right now

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

by patty108 March 21, 2005