Hodgert

A large clan of beautiful, blonde people that are scattered throughout the United States and Europe. They typically have blue eyes. A Hodgert is always nice, outgoing, and easy to get along with.

You look and act like a real Hodgert, babe.

by Bylander August 22, 2011

hedgehogged

To drink a generous amount of alcohol, resulting in ending the night with you curled up in a ball (also known as the fetal position), similar to what a hedgehog does while resting and/or startled.

Someone: Dude, you getting hedgehogged tonight?
Someone else: Possum-bly
Together: Awwwww yeah *hi-5*

by Ginny Sleazly October 24, 2011

Hedge shears

To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.

"I had to whip out the hedge shears on her, I had no choice."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

Hedged

Getting too drunk that your body cannot function correctly, equivalent to falling drunkenly in a hedge.

“What you doing tonight then”
“Few mates coming round, were all getting hedged”
“Sweet”

by Alicestoodley November 15, 2017

Huddersfield Field fuck

An act which includes a ginger girl a condom and anal

Girl “Hey baby you up for a Huddersfield field fuck?”

Guy “Hell no you nasty!”

by Big Stonker February 4, 2018

Hedge Inspecting

An individual with an apparant interest in nature who is often found to be lurking in hedges and making strange noises, often early in the morning and always proceeding a heavy nights drinking.

Where's Charlie? Oh he's just hedge inspecting.

by Bates1980 September 19, 2018

Hedgeling

Fangirling and being happy

Tom:My girl and I just got engaged
Sarah: *squeals*
Tom:What's up with you?
Sarah:Just hedgeling

by Sammanay December 16, 2018