Houdini gravekeeper

When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass you pull out before you come and spit on her back then your friend jumps out of your closet and hits her in the head with a shovel. You then come in her eye and your friend starts to do her in the ass. At this point you hit her with the shovel until she becomes unconscious, not too hard because you don't want to kill her, and put the shovel in her hands like a gravekeeper.

Joe: You called Becky after we gave her that Houdini gravekeeper last night.
Sam: I think she forgot after we knocked her out but I'm too scared to call and find out.

by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

Houdini

When a girl gives a hand job under covers, usually a blanket or bed sheets, with one or more people (Who are not receiving the hand job) sitting within 1 to 2 ft of her.

I could not tell why my couch was shaking until i looked over and saw that my friend was receiving a Houdini from his girlfriend.

by d3isaacs September 27, 2009

houdini

To punch someone so hard in the gut that they fucking die.

Harry Houdini claimed that he could withstand any punch. That was until he got houdini'd and his kidney burst open.

by ThaRealJDSalinger June 16, 2013

dirty houdini

The combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Houdini. When butt fucking a girl from behind right before ejaculation the man spits a large loogie in the small of the girls back. Thinking the man is done she turns around only to have the man swipe his shit covered dick across her upper lip right before spooging in her face.

I gave this crazy ho the dirty houdini the other day, she looked like a gooey mexican afterwards. biatch.

by patrix November 1, 2004

Houdini Wipe

When you take a massive deuce that is quite arduous and strenuous, then at wiping you notice that their is no shit on the Toliet Paper you wipe once more for a conformation and truth behold, Shit appears.

Yo Adrian G I just took a shit and the blasted Houdini Wipe got me again.

by Adrian Gomez March 3, 2008

pulled a houdini

When two members are having inter course, doggystyle, the member giving it, pulls out and spits on the other persons back, thus thinking it to be cum, turns around and then the member standing up then cums on the other members face.
/past tense/

dude, i totally pulled a houdini, on this chick last night.

by David Hatch November 27, 2007

the houdini

When you fuck a chick from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes/face

"Yo, I did the houdini on that bitch yesterday and she still can't see"

by D-dray October 25, 2006