by reb January 12, 2005
Get the hossed mug.The act of having sex very vigorously and for a long time while giving the most pleasure possible to the woman and making her cry / pass out from pure skill and ecstasy. no homo
"Dude how was last night? I saw you leave with that busted ole trick"
"You wouldn't even believe the terrible and unspeakable things that I did last night. I was hossin from dusk til dawn. She passed out at least 3 times"
"You wouldn't even believe the terrible and unspeakable things that I did last night. I was hossin from dusk til dawn. She passed out at least 3 times"
by DisShoAmGood September 15, 2009
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Get the Mostafa El Hosseiny mug.A hospital. Used mostly by residents in the Liverpool area. Pronounced Hozzie by most Liverpudlians who use the term.
by digitalrob70 June 14, 2007
Get the Hossie mug.(back story) In 2007-2008 Marian Hossa started the NHL season with the Atlanta Thrashers and was traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins near the trade deadline. The Penguins made it to the Stanley Cup final due to the trade, the Penguins failed to gain a victory over the 2007-2008 Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings.
For the 2008-2009 NHL Hockey season Hossa decided to pass up a $50 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins to sign for a $7.5 million one year contract with the Detroit Red Wings.
Final Result: The Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Marian Hossa all ended up in the Stanley Cup Finals in a rematch, but Hossa was on the other side. The Penguins won and Hossa LOST AGAIN!!!!
RATIONALE: THIS IS THE ONLY ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THAT IS MORE THAN AN EPIC FAIL. HE LEFT THE WINNING TEAM, THAT OFFERED HIM MORE MONEY!!!!
For the 2008-2009 NHL Hockey season Hossa decided to pass up a $50 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins to sign for a $7.5 million one year contract with the Detroit Red Wings.
Final Result: The Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Marian Hossa all ended up in the Stanley Cup Finals in a rematch, but Hossa was on the other side. The Penguins won and Hossa LOST AGAIN!!!!
RATIONALE: THIS IS THE ONLY ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THAT IS MORE THAN AN EPIC FAIL. HE LEFT THE WINNING TEAM, THAT OFFERED HIM MORE MONEY!!!!
A mountain biker racing down a mountain swerves and crashes in to a cameraman and a tree.
-The biker causing the crash with a tree=EPIC FAIL.
-The cameraman not standing up and moving out of the way of the tree and the bike= HOSSA FAIL!!!
-The biker causing the crash with a tree=EPIC FAIL.
-The cameraman not standing up and moving out of the way of the tree and the bike= HOSSA FAIL!!!
by Inferno1 June 21, 2009
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