Hoons

A girl with massive titties that make you very happy when you look at them

Mann, that girl got massive hoons!

by Brothdon January 15, 2020

HoonDing

A tight roped piece of string braided with the hair of rats

Look at this HoonDing is rather taut and strong look how much weight it can support

by HoonDingalicious March 31, 2020

Hoons

Just another way of saying a cigarette. A good ole jimmy heater. Most of the time it is used at a bar or a party as code word for a quick drunk cig.

Hey Joe where are my Hoons?
I don’t know Cody, you probably left them in the Hoon lounge.

by You ate my curtain January 21, 2021

hoonet

Hundred, or a cooler version of hunnit. You don't here this one used very often by people under 30,

30 year-old A : How many left to you?
30 year-old B: Just one hoonet left to go!

by cool30yearold March 19, 2021

Hooneyschmank

When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and your balls slap against her thighs

“Fuck man I had a real big hooneyschmank last night and now my balls are so sore”

by jizzman2012 April 17, 2021

hooniesfav

the best person to ever exist and the biggest hoon simp

Omg have you seen what hooniesfav posted?

by xionsbestie November 21, 2021

hoonoo bonoonoo

see 'hannah banana'

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence hoonoo bonoonoo

by justletmehaveanamealready November 3, 2021