Hockey Mom 

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!

Hockey Mom by UrbanDickhead January 16, 2009

hockey jersey 

The act where you pull a skirt over a girl's head and throw a quick donkey punch to the kidneys inducing the action desired from her.

I saw this hot chick in the bar last night with a short little skirt and just wanted to pull it over her head and hockey jersey her.

hockey jersey by Slick18 November 18, 2007

hockey mom 

A mother dedicated to her children, who will take them to school, to their friend's place, to the skating rink... She generally is a stay at home mother.

See also "soccer mom".

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin describes herself as the archetypal hockey mom.

hockey mom by Ocilya42 October 18, 2008

Hockey Chick 

An awesome girl, who plays hockey and is serious about it and good at it. this doesn't apply if you play on a girls or women's team, a hockey chick don't need a watered down no hitting game. she skates with the guys and leads the pack. her team respects her and she's most likely a redhead, totally gorgeous and she doesn't waste time on frilly girly crap when she can be on the ice she loves.

guy 1: hey you see that hot chick over there?
guy 2: yeah she's bomb man! you know her?
guy 1: yeh she's a hockey chick, starting center for the school, total bamf

Hockey Chick by Meltinfire September 21, 2009

hockey douche 

That douche who thinks he is better than everyone else because he plays hockey. He typically has religiously kept flow, which he thinks attracts the puck sluts.

Look at Eckholm Tryna Trap Those hoes, what a hockey douche.

hockey douche by ekal5 April 29, 2014

hockey box 

Also known as "WISKER BISCUIT", Pussy, Twat, Etc.

"Daggum Jimbob, look at the hockey box on that little honey."

hockey box by Yo Mamas Man August 10, 2006

Hockey Family Tree 

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down

The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.

Hockey Family Tree by Ikehylt October 25, 2016