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harris

a big, cheesy, sweaty, fat, gay teen. The kinda guy who sits in class eating and staring at people while shoving a hotdog down his throat
guy1: who's that fat guy?

guy2: oh him, that's Harris

guy1: oh, i understand now
by morgz mum February 16, 2019
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harry

A piece of hair found inside the bumhole, metaphorically his a smelly bum
i took out my harry
by asian lives forever July 23, 2019
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harries

n. Eldest sister, commonly known as the unknown Harry.
n. Oldest twin sister, commonly known as eldest twin.
n. Youngest twin sister, commonly known as the one who fell on her face in that one home video.
n. Littlest sister, commonly known as the one who shakes her rump like Beyonce and who spills on her shirt, or as Baby Harry.
"Ohhhh, those Harringtons sisters. Those Harries."
by Janet P. January 14, 2008
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Harris

A retarded retard who thinks he's funny but he isn't...which is quite embarrassing. Most of the time he stays indoors, but once in a blue moon his two retard spastic idiot mates will pick him up and go to micky ballsacks. He is also a homosexual faggot who likes suckin of streetwalkers. his hair follicles are very demented, he smells like a retard dickhead and he eats food.
Pete: "Yo look at that guy over there, he probs thinks he's funny."
Jai: "Yeh, he looks like the type of guy to suck off a streetwalker imo."
Theo: "He probably smells like a retard dickhead too."
Adam: "I agree completely! what a fucking retard...He is most likely a Harris."
by MikeSebastion October 29, 2018
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Harris

The sort of cunty person who would go around to his ex’s house to play Mario kart but then cheats on you and moves on 3 months later.
Don’t do a harris, you’ll be the ultimate fuck up.
by M..a. September 16, 2018
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Harris

A complete moron with no friends. Struggles with everything and gets beat up a lot. If they get a friend nothing will happen because it's impossible for a Harris to get friends.
"Bruh look it's Harris, what a loser"
by H@rris2006 October 24, 2019
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A Harris

Abnormally huge/massive thumbs. Which can be percieved/mistaken as toes. People with "A Harris" may find it hard to text.
Wow! Is that A Harris? You could get that stuck somewhere.

My word! look at that Harris you could widen some holes with that bad boy.
Watch out people, we got A Harris coming through!
by Jaaxxx December 6, 2010
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