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hungarian waxing

Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.
I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.
by Studd69 July 7, 2018
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The Hungarian Banana

The penis of a Hungarian degenerate piece of furry trash, typically yellow gold in color.
by mrstormycloud November 16, 2023
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Hungarian memer

Hungarian memer, also known as flex is the sexiest guy on earth and he has more girls than the population of earth. He also knows one word and that is “OK”.
Guy: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Flex (Hungarian memer): OK
Mydripbig: agreed

Salt memes: same
by Theboii28372 October 25, 2020
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Hungarian Scuba Tank

The act of receiving a rimjob than farting in your partners mouth and kissing while inhaling your own fart.
Im bout to give this hoe a hungarian scuba tank, or some shit.
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Hungarian Shotput

The Hungarian Shotput, is the act of throwing bitesize amounts of food from a distance, into the mouth of a person who sleeps with their mouth open.
I caught my snoring Grandma on the family couch, so I grabbed some scotch eggs and played a bit of Hungarian Shotput.
by KanveyNipper October 11, 2021
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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