Hoedown

a gathering of hillbillies (who live in hills completely cut off from civilization) where they dance around a bonfire singing.

"Hey bob lets go to a hoedown."

by bkhockey April 5, 2009

hoedown throwdown

a dance that originated from the hannah montana movie.

"let's do the hoedown throwdown, it's addictive!"

by sellybelly April 6, 2009

Trojan Horsed

A higher form of betrayal or backstabbing usually done to those in a "Relationship." The person that has been betrayed is completely devastated and destroyed. Similar to what happened to Troy back in the day. The victim is sent into a whirlwind of depression as they are cascaded with ball bearings of sadness lasting from a few months to a few years; their life distorted. This is the worst form of betrayal.

Cheating
Lying - In a relationship (extreme circumstances)
More specifically lying about caring and loving an individual and leading them on when they have no feelings for them what so ever.
Using People in extreme circumstances. (Scamming Millions)

i.e Jill Trojan Horsed Jack, Jack believed Jill when she told him she loved him dearly while she was having a fling with James. Jack who had sacrificed a Stanford University scholarship to stay in the state to be with Jill - whom he intended on marrying was completely devastated.

by Eliminat0r August 3, 2010

Hoedown Shoes

Shoes you typically see women wearing in the porn industry or on street walkers of the night. They tend to have 6 inch killer spikes, sporting an inch or two of platform with tight ankle straps to keep them attached to the foot. They come in a variety of colors with black and clear lucite being the most popular.

"Holy shit! Take a look at that chick! She's working them "Hoedown Shoes" just like a porn star!"

by toastaloha February 8, 2009

Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.

by MereCat January 12, 2009

Manty hose

An acrylic sock that is very thin and sheer, resembling a short pair of women's panty hose. It is usually worn by men of a Mediterranean persuasion.

Can you believe how shitty that goomba dresses? Between his designersaurus suit, faux satin shirt, poser alligator shoes, and his manty hose. He looks like a real joey bag o' donuts.

by HappyCappy September 3, 2011

Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.

The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant

The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town

People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit

At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one

Who claim their prize of licking each other clean

Man 1: yeehaaaa

Girl 1: Whats that smell

Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe

Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in

by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010