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Homework 

the reason all kids hate school and want it to burn to the ground
teacher: we have homework

Kids: fuck you
Homework by Ryan PlaYz June 1, 2018

Homework 

My dog ate my homework.
My cat ate my homework.
My hamster ate my homework.
Homework by Lockroy August 11, 2018

homework 

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homework?ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one needs homework.....
homework by LivingDictionary101 August 21, 2018

Homework 

An item designed by a teacher in the 1800's as a punishment reserved only for his worst students. Now a requirement at most schools, requiring at the very least 1 hour to complete.
-1800's-
Jack: "What did you do last night"
Jill: "I had homework"
Jack: "What did you do to receive such large and horrible punishment?"
Jill: "I killed the teachers entire family"
-Now-
Jack: "What did you do last night?"
Jill: "Played some video games."
Jack: "But what about homework!"
Jill: "I didn't do it."
Jack: "What do you mean! The teacher is going to kill your entire family now!"
Homework by Shekerz October 12, 2018

Homework 

Some work those dumbass teachers give you to do at home. Like yeah, mate. It's not like i've just done 6 hours of work, and now your making me use up my free time with MORE WORK.
"Hey, bob, did you do the homework last night?"
"Ugh, no. Why would I waste my time on that?"
Homework by tears of sunshine October 20, 2018

homework 

only done at home, but teachers don't think...what if you don't have a home? what if you live in the janitors closet? Nope, you must have a home if you go to school, but maby you ran away in hopes of getting away from homework because you wouldn't have to do homework if you didn't have a home but your teachers don't know that because if you told them you'de have to go talk to a guidance councellor and no on wants to do that so instead you lie and sleep in the janitors closet at school and eat food from the cafeteria abd no one ever knows.
I hate homework