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Holiday Douche

Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.
Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.
by threelunches May 26, 2020
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Holiday-denial

1. The surprise/ shock of an upcoming holiday, and denying it being that holiday, because it "snuck up on you"
2. The feeling of remorse you get after a certain holiday is over, meaning you will have to wait another year for it to come again
3. The out right inability to accept a holiday being over, shown by continuing to celebrate long after it is necessary
4. Refusing to celebrate a holiday
"I can't believe it's Christmas already! Last time I looked it was October... Is it really tomorrow? I must be in holiday-denial. "

Becky: "So there goes another Valentines day... Without a date... I really thought something special would happen... Maybe next year"
Cindy: "you have total holiday-denial."

"Those guys are still doing fireworks? It's like 2 am!!"
"it's holiday-denial my friend. They can't accept that it's over."

Jim the douche: "Yeah I'm a vegan so I choose to give thanks by not killing a turkey for this day"
Rick: *whispers* "holiday-denial"
by Itsqaffletime August 2, 2013
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Holiday Dip

The act of ditching your family during the holidays to aviod long conversations and looking at baby pictures.
My mom was about to show everyone my baby pictures so I pulled of a Holiday Dip.
by Mr.Impeccable February 19, 2012
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holiday-spammer

A holiday-spammer is a person who sends a mass holiday greeting text/email/or post to all of his or her friends on holiday's such as Christmas and New Years.

Most holiday-spammers are those friends you never hear from except on these occasions.
Every Christmas I received my phone is spammed with holiday greetings from my friends I hardly talk too, they are such holiday-spammers.
by GrammerNoGood December 28, 2011
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noelle holiday

gay. there is literally no other explanation for this girl except for extremely and dangerously gay.

she is a deltarune character. Appears in chapter 1 and 2. Gay.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. SHES SO FVCKING GAY ITS ACTUALLY PAINFUL.
Oh my god look at that sign”

*the sign: GAY AREA BEWARE*

“Oh man i think Noelle Holiday is around here somewhere”
by meowzaraaaa October 9, 2023
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Holiday fucker

These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.
Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?
by GameMech April 8, 2021
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holiday orphan

A holiday orphan is someone who is forced to spend a holiday alone because they have no immediate family living in the same city or state where they live.
I am a holiday orphan forced to spend this Thanksgiving and Christmas alone because I live in North Carolina all of my family resides back in Wisconsin.
by C Tasch November 24, 2022
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