Pencil holder

When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there

*does the pencil holder*

The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911

by armed abortion February 15, 2022

holder-upper

One who prevents another from doing something of importance or relevance

She is a holder-upper for when I am trying to pack my stuff to move.

by alaoaeriajga January 2, 2010

Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018

Holder’s Dilemma

A renowned philosophical thought exercise. A man finds himself with in a situation in which he is two inches inside his mother, and his father is two inches inside of him. Do you go forward or backward?

We traumatized out uber driver by discussing the philosophical merits of Holder’s Dilemma, and how Aristotle himself was quoted as saying, “fuck dude I don’t know, the hell is wrong with you?”.

by the_real_jack_holder June 7, 2025

Keith Holder

term for a micro-penis.

Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.

by keith holder April 22, 2022

flag holder

Title given to someone who attempts to "Flag Pole Sit" from the 1920's, and does not use a seat. They proceed to let the flag Pierce their anal cavity.

"I heard that cuck is a flag holder,"

by ItsDrunk_Luck May 30, 2018

CDL Holder

One who has a commercial driver's license, but lacks the proper skills to drive their commercial vehicle or drives around carelessly and has many safety incidents/violations under their belt. Often have zero regard for other motorists, pedestrians, and stationary objects. Can't read traffic signs and clearance signs. Terrible at backing and docking even with 10 miles of space. They skip their pre-trip inspection and have no idea how their vehicle works or operates. They are commercial "drivers" in name only, probably got their license from a cereal box. Somewhat synonymous to steering wheel holders or flip-flop truckers

Frank already damaged three trailers driving into tree branches and awnings. What a CDL holder 🙄 Somehow he's still working here

by HockeyBinge July 23, 2025