Holden Craptiva

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'

Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva

by MoronHater July 23, 2016

holier than thou douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.

I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

by Sinner777 December 5, 2009

Hold ‘er wide

Doing something with maximum speed and effort.

An alternative to “pedal to the metal”. Jake would always say “Hold ‘er wide” when he was flooring it off-roading.

by DustyH November 17, 2018

Holdrege Shit

Stemming from the population of small-town Holdrege, Nebraska; Holdrege Shit is defined as anything that meets one or more of the following conditions:

1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke
3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do

Person A: “We were shooting pumpkins in the field, the cops came and we pulled off on our four wheelers”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”

by Thehebrewjew November 23, 2018

hollerdays

Noun. Holidays marked by family shouting matches resulting from lousy group dynamics, dysfunctional communication, and/or years of built-up resentments.

Ellen flew in from Seattle, even Jimmy came in from London. We're all home for the hollerdays -- let the screaming begin!

by 5$wds December 23, 2009

Holler boy

Someone you can call in anytime of need and they will come help no questions asked.

Holler if you're needin' somethin' done
Holler if you need a chip or a shoulder
And a hand with a loaded gun
We'll be out that screen door, no shirt on
Leavin' two blackmarks down a one lane road
Yeah we, yeah we, yeah we them holler boys

by Th3lastone September 22, 2020

Hodler

Someone who purchases cryptocurrencies and holds onto them, generally with the hope of selling if the price dramatically increases. Also see bag holder.

"Yeah, I may have spent most of my life savings on a shitcoin, but I'm a hodler! It'll be worth $5 trillion in 10 years!"

by serbia's strongest soldier August 24, 2022