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Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!
Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!

Halloween Bimbo 

Hot blonde bimbo who loves halloween and horror movies. She looks like a monster high doll year-round, and lives her life like everyday is halloween.
That hot blonde is totally a Halloween Bimbo, everyday is halloween for her. She looks like a Monster High doll.
Halloween Bimbo by 805hotness June 24, 2024

second halloween 

Down with valentine's day! It is now second Halloween or Halloween 2.0
Let's have a second Halloween instead of valentine's day!
second halloween by wickedkitty23 February 5, 2017

Spirit Halloween 

A silent predator that waits for dying stores to go bankrupt and suddenly appears in late September to early October.
Wait, when did that Spirit Halloween get there? Wasn’t that an AutoZone?
Spirit Halloween by CornBin October 3, 2020

slutty women's Halloween costume formula 

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.
To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

Best Halloween Ever 

When you and your significant other make sweet love. You do unthinkable things to each other and some things you don't want to do ever again. Anal, deep throat, eat pubes, hardcore penetration, use toys, play with the tits she doesn't have, spank the ass that she also doesn't have, cum all over the place and make the man suck his own dick. After all this you get the Best Halloween Ever.
"It was the Best Haloween Ever last night you have no idea."

"He made me cry last night yet he calls it the Best Halloween Ever. I'm so gonna dump him."