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gym colonialism

the gymrats who leave their water bottles and jumpers around the gym equipment, walk off and come back expecting to have “their” gym apparatus back when it is not THEIRS IN THE FIRSt place. Walking AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE DAMN PLACE and are more entitled to the equipment just cuz they’re jacked when sir… this is a public CHAIN gym.
Gym Colonialism is an atrocity which is often overlooked, but we should stand together against this modern day evil and jab these twits in the eye
by Luisa2333 March 30, 2023
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Gym Hero

A gym hero

is the guy who is a member of a gym and

NOT an gym employee who always runs up to new members and offers unsolicited advice.
They will approach men and women claiming that they are performing an exercise incorrectly and/or with bad form.
They also offer advice on dieting and cardio as well.
Many are doing this to promote their personal training side hustle and in most cases they have never competed in any Powerlifting and/or Bodybuilding competitions what so ever.

This is an epidemic in any medium or large gym all over the world.
Gym Hero:Excuse me, you are doing that exercise wrong.
Female member: I am?
Gym Hero: Yes, let me show you how its done.
Femamle member: OK?
Gym hero: Here is my number is you need any further assistance.
by atlxtreme September 27, 2018
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gym order

To sort a group of people by their heights. Gym order is shortest to tallest. Reverse gym order is tallest to shortest. It gets its name from elementary school gym class where students are sorted into a line shortest to tallest for fairly dividing them into teams.
Students, please line up in gym order.
by Whorizon January 4, 2021
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Gym (sexual)

When people use this word, most of the time means the actual physical fitness facility. However, in a sexual context, like finger shaking, one may mean the "bedroom" AKA: the love-making room.
*Receives video of sexy hand moving*
"POV: My friends boyfriend at the gym"
"Thats weird! I don't go that far with my girl"
"He goes crazy at the Gym (sexual)"
by kilm skiul March 26, 2023
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yeeter’s gym

the participation in activities which when done will assist the person in achieving swoleness (to get swole)

going ham on a bitch because of aforementioned swoleness
Katie’s not messing around, she’s going full-on yeeter’s gym to get that nasty backhand shot
by YEETheadferdagorls August 27, 2018
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Gym hooper

A person that is only good at practice or in the gym
“Hey is Jason a good player?”

“Nah he’s a gym hooper
by K4N1 January 25, 2023
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gym angel

Your dream girl that you see at the gym and feel is unattainable. Even if you can talk to every girl she is the one that stumps you when you see her.
Dude I saw my gym angel again today when I was lifting!
by Couchzilla January 29, 2018
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