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put up your gutters

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out and cums either on her back, her stomach, or his own stomach. Then, in an attempt to keep said cum off of the bed, the individual with the cum on them, puts their arms against their own sides to catch the cum from running off of them onto the sheets. This area between your side and your arm is the "gutter".
Chris: I am about to cum.
Jenna: Well I just washed my sheets so be careful where you cum.
Chris: Then put up your gutters.
by modena April 19, 2008
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gutter slut

a gutter slut is a whore who has sex in the gutter that way she has easy access to dispose the juices when all is done.
by mysterykitten September 13, 2010
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Gutter Rat

An ugly pig of a woman that lurks around in bars and clubs by herself waiting to feast on any man that dares to embrace her. She too like a rat will enter the armpits of the bar/club scene to infest the opposite sex with the diseases she bares.
"What a gutter rat that bitch is. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick, man"
by Muzbooze August 28, 2009
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Cum-Guzzling gutter slut

A female who isn't very good at whoring herself, and sticks to the trashy cornors, or a male that is too good at cock-sucking.

A more effective "slut" insult.
Goddamn, I never knew Billy was a cum-guzzling gutter slut.
by Dicks_Ahoy December 22, 2004
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gutter slut

a trashy redneck slut whore bitch that has a nasty, disease-filled vagina (and/or asshole) that craves fat cocks the way that a baby craves tit milk.
Dude, what the fuck were you thinking when you fucked that absolute gutter slut of a human being in the asshole?
by TWON February 18, 2004
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gutter child

gutter child (noun): a gutter child is a member of the broader breed of individuals who fall on the bottom of the social pecking order. as opposed to people with useful and redeemable qualities, gutter children exhibit mannerisms making them fundamentally incompatible with the broader population.

for example, gutter children typically enjoy a distressing fascination with japanese anime. the wear of naruto branded gear to include the trademarked abstinence headbands can be considered a common identifier of gutter children, along with animal clothing.

the gutter child also demonstrates excessive sexual deviance. they will typically select the fat or hideous for their mates, in order to soothe their innate sense of inferiority to their natural betters. furthermore, gutter children exhibit exceedingly limited control of their emotions, often breaking down into an emasculated tantrum with alarming frequency. the gutter child thus may be considered a non-pubescent individual.

sharp objects may in fact force the gutter children to darwinize themselves, eliminating their cursed genes from the pool. unfortunately, these attempts may fall into a greater romantic scheme often influenced by their favorite music. this solution is inadvisable, given the resulting cleanup complications: the pen ink used to give themselves bitch tattoos coagulates with the blood, leading to a thick sticky substance insoluble to water and most cleaning solutions.
I walked in on a brood of horrid smelling individuals diddling some 32 sided dice. I must have found the gutter children.
by high speed and hooah June 14, 2011
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Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.
Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.
by Calisa October 28, 2007
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