Ina Garten

An Ina Garten is better than you at everything. She knows what sound giraffes make, and doesn’t give a shit how poor you are. An Ina Garten will bankrupt you for juicy juicy Madagascar vanilla. If you meet an Ina Garten you’ve seen the face of God and it was probably hot. But she’s too good for you so now you’re probably sad af crying because you can only afford McCormick knock off vanilla you piece of sh*t.

Nobody except Ina Garten can use Ina Garten in a sentence

by BarefootC*ntessa November 23, 2021

dirty gurden

Shoves his turban up a bitch pussy

You did a Dirty Gurden

by GurdenSingh May 9, 2022

Gurt/Gurting

The action of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

That dog is doing something very smart but it is also very dangerous you could say it's gurt/gurting

by Youseeiknewthiswashappening April 10, 2025

Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

A german sentenced that is used when you lie and its obvious

Person 1: I banged your Mom
Person 2: Geschichten aus dem Paulaner Garten

by SlangeYT December 30, 2023

skibidi toilet garten of banban only in ohio baby gronk rizzes up livvy dunne gold digger prank part 4 omega nugget sigam gedagidegadagadago wenomechainsama only in ohio, griddying at 3am scary skibidi among us meal, sus gyatt imposter only in ohio

so sigma, im an alpha bbg

hes such a skibidi toilet garten of banban only in ohio baby gronk rizzes up livvy dunne gold digger prank part 4 omega nugget sigam gedagidegadagadago wenomechainsama only in ohio, griddying at 3am scary skibidi among us meal, sus gyatt imposter only in ohio

by monkeyhater69696 February 26, 2024

hello or guten tag

when you want to act professional, so you speak in multiple languages to try to impress someone, but it doesn't work out.

Hello or guten tag, how has your day been?

by the goofy typist March 18, 2026