garn

A mentally disabled person (Or someone acting like one).

"Is he a garn?"

by Diego June 23, 2003

Guanaco

The definition of Guanaco is so cringe that i won’t even tell you about it

Girl 1: omg guanaco is so cringe his penis is so small
Girl 2: yeah right

by Handsome Swede January 2, 2021

Kevin Garnett

Best player on the planet...His nickname is the Beast!

KG is a beast!

by T-Wolves number one fan May 3, 2004

Guan Yu

A verbal command for someone to leave the general area

Guan Yu, get da hell outta here!

by jrbobdobbs June 12, 2004

Guan

Guan, pronounced 'gwaaaaaan', is a coloquial term used in place of the words marijuana or cannabis. In the UK, it is a class 'C' drug, though is of late often mistaken as being legal by many youths. The drug is usually taken via smoking, which usually involves rolling a cigarette with rolling papers and rolling tobacco, adding ground guan to the cigarette, and smoking the end result.

"Word up Thomas, what ya ridin' out to?"
"You know, chillin', waxin' lyrical to the track and smoking a fat sack of guan."
"Mmmm, nice. Ya wown a leaf up a greezy bodeyga?"
"Say word son, you know how we do. Time to crack-a-lack down the back track of a flap jack!"
"Damn you clownin' foo', you need to get up off of that gasoline."

by Mike Hill December 9, 2008

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

kevin garnett

Hes leading the league in rebounds for the third year inna row.

Nuff said.

Question: How you gon' stop a man that leads his team in points rebounds AND assists???

Answer: You dont. You just watch Kevin Garnett do what he do.

by Big Ticket September 16, 2006