greasy toes

Something reindeers get when they're sliding on the ice in Jackson, Tennessee.

"Did you see that reindeers greasy toes"
"Yeah dude I feel really bad for it"

by Jemspot December 2, 2016

Greasy Butthole

We know this sex move! Pour that full bottle of Vaseline up her asshole until she screams her social. Then get another bottle and lube it dick to legs. STICK IT UP HER ASS!

Dude: Greasy Butthole this bitch!

Girl: (Screams social and every asian she fucked)

Prostitute: They don't call it "Wonder Jelly" for nothin!

by _yeet.god_ October 22, 2018

greasy slider

That untimely irritating dump you have to take immediately following getting out of the shower.

I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.

by happy diver March 23, 2011

Greasy kayak

When the woman/man puts on a brown body suit and greases herself/himself up with canola oil and slides into the partners anus head first

mary had poop on her hair from last night, she gave me a Greasy Kayak

by ralphnader1 August 1, 2016

Greasy Pig

A morbidly obese girl often seen with billigerent men.

Savy is the king of Greasy Pigs.

by Nick Lason September 16, 2010

Greasy Pole

Reference to a erect penis that is substantially lubricated with either bodily fluids or artificial lubricant.

Man, that porn stars cock is shining like a greasy pole.

by craftycoldcuts October 1, 2016

gettin' greasy

to have sex

my brother and his girlfriend were gettin' greasy upstairss

by alex April 10, 2004