got damn

A nice way to say "goddamn" without using The Lord's name in vain. Mostly used by black people

now white people on the other hand say "GODdamn" so therefore they use the lord's name in vain

"I'm gon beat yo got damn ass" - black person

"I'm gonna beat your GODdamn ass" - white person

by 2010j July 28, 2007

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got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

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Got Streeted On

As a pedestrian: To be sprayed / soaked with gutter water, as a result of a passing car.

That lady back there totally got streeted on when you passed her.

by sailingship May 19, 2010

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Got the Spreadsheet

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"

"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"

by Florida RJ July 22, 2014

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