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goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.
"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"
by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015
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Goosey

The mini egg bomber, a complete weapon
Oh did you hear about goosey?
Yeah goosey bombed the twin towers
What a weapon
by Gooseisabomber March 16, 2019
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loosey goosey

a "loosey goosey" is a slut. One who gives up sexual favors freely. These people may also be referred to as "easy", "hoochies", "scanks", or even "Sex feinds".
Ex: Brittney is a loosey goosey and has sex with anyone anywhere.
by Brittney Richardson May 18, 2004
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Loosey Goosey

When you have an exceptionally slack anus from using Goose Fat as a lubricant.
'Graham my neighbour has a really bad case of the loosey goosey since I slathered goose fat all over his arse-hole last weekend'
by killahhoe March 29, 2018
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Goosse

One who wears cutoff t-shirts, lift weights, and drinks gallon jugs of water. Excels in almost everything they try. Usually plays football, basketball and is very muscular. They tend to have short hair, and frequently wear sleeveless shirts. Drinking protein shakes and shopping at express for men are also essential parts of the average Goosse's day day.
"Dude, brosif. These dress shirt buttons keep popping off due to my pecks." ~average goosse
by Kobe lover February 25, 2011
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glossy taco

SIMPLY NAIL LOGICALS TOP COATS YOU GILTY ANIMAL
NEXT WE GON ADD A GLOSSY TACO
by chicken and chippsssssssss September 5, 2018
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loosy goosy

when your penis sags so much you can use it as a jump rope
"WTF!!" "Mark put that loosy goosy away, your gonna put and eye out"
by masta seizon May 8, 2005
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