beverage goblin

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.

The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.

by Swavystick February 19, 2023

Spunk Goblin

Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.

That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Bum Goblin

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Virginity Goblin

A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.

Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?

Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...

by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013

Breakfast Goblin

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.

Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."

by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015

Party Goblin

When that Hawaii boy gets his fourth glass of Hennessy and there's no stopping him.

"Hey should we get another drink?"
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"

"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.

by crow912 December 17, 2016

Couch Goblin

That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.

David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.

by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020