I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.
by Yourdearestfather May 17, 2023
Get the Mind goblinmug. An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007
Get the Bum Goblinmug. Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
Get the Spunk Goblinmug. That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
Get the Couch Goblinmug. A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.
Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013
Get the Virginity Goblinmug. Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
Get the Breakfast Goblinmug. a person who sexualizes everything.
Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
by nutinpass December 23, 2020
Get the horny goblinmug.