A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.
by MamaBear420 July 6, 2016
Get the cooch goblinmug. An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007
Get the Bum Goblinmug. Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
Get the Spunk Goblinmug. when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.
by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021
Get the Goblin stainmug. A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.
Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.
by Fasters December 5, 2022
Get the Goblin Mathmug. A person (usually some sort of weightlifter) who is an avid user of the performance enhancer Trenbolone, otherwise known simply as “Tren”.
Guy 1: Bro do you see that guy deadlifting 500 lbs? Didn’t he just start lifting like 2 months ago?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.
Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.
Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.
by KB2000 January 19, 2022
Get the Tren Goblinmug. That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
Get the Couch Goblinmug.