Gobbles

God bless

Cranked my hog and almost hit some road clibbins glad I didn’t crash , Gobbles

by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022

Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's

by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024

Gobble#7603

the sweetest ray of sunshine. puts up with cody's bs. love albedo and zhonglis dog

Gobble#7603 is so sweet

by conets February 28, 2022

Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.

Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.

by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025

gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering

Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again

by Rebooted April 28, 2025

Gobble Copter

Its the meaning of somebody "Gobbling" (sucking) a lot of Cock
"Copter" stands for a person thats *hovering* on the search for new Cocks to enjoy

Definition by J.

L. is a "Gobble Copter"

by The Big Gobbler May 1, 2023