Gizzo

The thiccest man to walk the earth. His cheeks clap with every step. He is the master clapper

All hail Gizzo for his claps could wnd us all

by Niga fucks good August 25, 2019

mister gizm

That asshat at your office who's tragically-insecure social awkwardness is outdone only by his sense of self-importance and belief that success is synonymous with uberdouchiness; this nickname sounds vaguely like his real name.

So I ran into Mister Gizm today, and when I asked him how reviewing those TPS reports was going, he responded by saying, "kicking ass and taking names".

by Milton W. June 15, 2011

Stick of Gimmon

Any object used to punish the village idiot during a gimmoning.

Upon hearing the shout of "fetch the Stick of Gimmon!" Roderick grabbed the toilet brush and ran towards the screams.

by Chandra42 January 17, 2007

gizmeh

combination of give and me (meh)

gizmeh teh st00f !!!

by px October 3, 2004

gizmondo

A gizmondo is someone who is very cheap, and very bad at managing money. Most gizmondos will avoid paying for anything at anytime. If its free, no matter how bad the product may be, a gizmondo will take it.

Gizmondos usually have very few friends, due to the fact that thier friends, most of the time, end up paying for the gizmondos activities or drinks.

Homeless people could technically be considered gizmondo material, because, through beggind, and panhandling, they get thier food and liquor for free.

Man, Mitch is such a Gizmondo, he wouldn't fork out $10 for fuel when I drove him to work for a week straight.

<woman> Jesse was such a gizmondo on our date, we went for a walk, and just talked. Then when the bill came at dinner he "forgot" his wallet.

by JayToTheNizzo September 11, 2006

gizman

one who could also be called a "bizzy bodii", meaning one who goes around everywhere entertaining herself with many different men with no intentions of settling down.

Dang, that girl is a gizzy bodi!! gizman

by fifizzayy November 16, 2009

gilmoreism

1. Republican political philosophy characterized by extreme short-term thinking and manipulation of a single issue for temporary gain. 2. Fiscal misgovernment resulting from extreme short-term thinking and a shallow approach to social responsibility. 3. The combination of extreme short-term thinking with zealotry and manipulation of social and cultural issues like right-to-die cases. 4. The dominant philosophy of the Republican Party (USA) since the late 1990s.

The George W. Bush administration is Gilmoreism armed with nuclear weapons.

by LCL November 8, 2005