Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.

Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.

by larrybirx August 5, 2023

Groomer

An adult that seeks to sexualize a child through brainwashing so they can have intercourse with them. They are also known as liberals, leftists, Democrat voters, Democrats, pedophiles..

Groomer(teacher): I can't wait until the new school year starts. So many innocent children to take advantage of. It's awesome that the Democrats in government allow and support it.

by _Jon_Doe_ August 18, 2023

Groomer Brown

Any male from the Islamic community. Enriching our Society, Diversity is our strength

Popped into town and could see Tony the crackhead scoring again off the groomer browns.

by DeathwishDave July 24, 2024

grooming den

a chatroom where old people (typically males on discord) gather to groom little kids

person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"

by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023

Groomers

A conservative slur in which they use (instrumentally) "The FEAR of child molestation" to persecute their ideological enemies.

Hym "Conservatives like to use the fear of child molestation instrumentally to slander their ideological enemies as 'Groomers.' The implication is that their ideological enemies are 'Pedophile-adjacent' and the accusation is used to persecute and/or control them oppressively. They also relentlessly mock the WOMEN (which is a big no-no for Good men according to Dr Jordan Peterson). By DR-er DISGRACED DR. JORDAN BEELZEBUB PETERSON'S OWN LOGIC conservatives are tyrants who use fear to get what they want and are, therefore, little men who are not right for the job! Which means you should not EVER give them any political power. Because they are tyrants who use fear! The fear of child molestation. By Jordan Peterson's own logic! Hey, Jordan... What's the name of Batman's son? What's the name of the new Robin? And what's MY name? What do people call me? Remember what I said? What do people call me?"

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Groomspeople

A gender neutral term to refer to the people in a wedding party who is on the groom's side.

I am looking forward to interacting with the groomspeople at the wedding.

There are a shit ton of groomspeople in this wedding.

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

Groomswoman

A term to refer to a woman in a wedding party who is on the groom's side.

Have you ever seen a groomswoman in a wedding person?

She is a beautiful groomswoman.

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023