dutch garden

A prank in which a guy/gal would shave off his/her friends pubes and glue them to the friends doorknob
Warning: Only do while friend is wasted/baked out of thier minds

"Craig is such an asshole! Last night we got so fucked up and I passed out. In the morning, I was left with the mess and he planted a dutch garden on my doorknob. He is such a douchebag. I hope he gets AIDS."

by spoRTz man 190234 August 5, 2006

Garden Shitty

AKA for Garden City, an undesirable place to live in Roanoke, Virginia.

Man, as soon as I get above minimum wage, I'm getting out of Garden Shitty.

I can't believe Wayne Newton's childhood home is in Garden Shitty.

Can he afford that boat? Sure he can, he lives nigger rich in Garden Shitty

by Miss N. Threegrand March 24, 2008

garden city high school

Garden City High School is the worst fucking place on the face of the Earth. The nickname of the city is Garbage Shitty.

Garden City High School is so fucking stupid. Worst place on Earth.

by Rororyry May 5, 2016

olive garden

A respectable resteraunt chain usually located in a parking lot of a shitty mall
where space cadet waiters serve unlimited breadsticks and salad and suburbanites rejoice at chicken parmasean entres.WOOH! "we are goin to olive garden! Get in the mini van!"

Sarah: Yall want to go to olive garden? (time passes)
Natalie: Where's the bread?
Cori: I hope they don't put the cheese on the salad in fron of me
Sarah: I want my fuckin refill of diet coke!
Waiter: Would you like some parmasean cheese with that?
Natalie: NO I WANT MY BREADSTICKS DAMNIT!
Cori: They better have andes mints. That's the reason you come here, well the breadsticks too!

by Natalie K December 28, 2005

Gardening tool

The nice way of saying hoe

Person a: Lowkey shes a gardening tool
Person b: exactly like such a hoe

by PrincessPom January 14, 2021

Garden Hose

noun. a word used to refer to a woman of dubious reputation or behavior without directly calling her a slut.

synonymous with hose bag

The girl in the skimpy brown dress is such a garden hose if you know what i mean.

by They call me legs August 6, 2008

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth

Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.

"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"

by [schism] July 26, 2004