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texters gap

The one or two car gap sometimes larger between cars when the driver is obviously texting.
Someone at the end of the line gets screwed in making the light cause of texters gap.
by milo461 December 17, 2017
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Fraud of the Gaps

Wherever there is a hole in a conspiracy is further proof of said conspiracy.
When I told him the post office worker retracted their claim of fraud he said it's obvious they threatened him.

Sounds like the fraud of the gaps.
by reverendwaynard November 11, 2020
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knee gaps

Sometimes legs are so fat the knee caps are concave causing a gap.
Damn did you see those fat ass legs, she had some serious knee gaps
by Johnpricey October 18, 2017
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Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.
"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.
by Magiver.co.uk July 13, 2015
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Gap Fat

the lbs and lbs of fat gained by general laziness combined with ready meals, takeaways and/or boarding school/workplace food consumed on your gap year.
It's just gap fat.
by gapfattie May 1, 2011
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Punters Gap

A Punters Gap is the space between the ski goggle and helmet of skiers and snowboarders, it is typically a horrendous sight and looks worse the bigger it is. Anyone who has a Punters Gap is typically thought of being new to snowsports or a complete idiot.
Take a look at that skier over there he has a huge Punters Gap, he must be a beginner.
by Henryg200 March 3, 2017
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Phone gap

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.
The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.
by Aeroscout February 11, 2023
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