Gay Gabe

A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.

(In the camper)

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare

Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........

John: what the fuck?

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks

Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.

John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Gabe Saporta

sexiest mofo ever, lead singer of cobra starship, use to always crack his penis

here's a list of things i'd like to do to gabe saporta: everything.

by segagenesis June 17, 2010

Gabe Hot

A woman who makes herself noticeably available while under the influence of two or more substances and may be slightly better than average looking.

When I sobered up, I realized she was only Gabe Hot.

by TheGov December 18, 2022

Gabe Perez

The World's most ultimate troll. He is the metta when it comes to trolling.

Teacher- "Where is there heat at night?"
Gabe- "nowhere because the sun isn't out. Oh! but maybe over Volcano's."

Class- "GABE PEREZ!"

by Da Burge April 20, 2017

Gabe the dog

The best doggo the walk the earth

Gabe the dog god

by Garage door May 25, 2018

A Gabe Alcon

the act of drinking alone at a park or making a porno which you since mostly a mans ass.

im gonna go do "a gabe alcon" tonight

by jimmerferdette1970somethin October 23, 2011

Gabe Ruth

Babe Ruth's gay brother.

"You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth" - Knocked Up

by JR Frenchtoastersticks December 29, 2007