Gay Gabe

A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.

(In the camper)

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare

Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........

John: what the fuck?

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks

Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.

John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Gabe Saporta

sexiest mofo ever, lead singer of cobra starship, use to always crack his penis

here's a list of things i'd like to do to gabe saporta: everything.

by segagenesis June 15, 2010

A Gabe Alcon

the act of drinking alone at a park or making a porno which you since mostly a mans ass.

im gonna go do "a gabe alcon" tonight

by jimmerferdette1970somethin May 29, 2011

Gabe the dog

The best doggo the walk the earth

Gabe the dog god

by Garage door April 12, 2018

Gabe Perez

The World's most ultimate troll. He is the metta when it comes to trolling.

Teacher- "Where is there heat at night?"
Gabe- "nowhere because the sun isn't out. Oh! but maybe over Volcano's."

Class- "GABE PEREZ!"

by Da Burge April 20, 2017

Gabe Hot

A woman who makes herself noticeably available while under the influence of two or more substances and may be slightly better than average looking.

When I sobered up, I realized she was only Gabe Hot.

by TheGov December 18, 2022

Gabe Ruth

Babe Ruth's gay brother.

"You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth" - Knocked Up

by JR Frenchtoastersticks November 30, 2007