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Goleen

A place in West Cork so cut off from civilisation that they had to resort to incest to carry on only because its Impossible to impregnate a donkey. Which would suit someone better because the people from goleen are uglier than such animal. The only area worse than goleen in the known universe is durrus
Ah here I have to go to goleen.

Why the fuck are you doing that?

Because Im doing work experience in the cafe post office.
Ah fuck don't get taken by the inbreds they got cian the other day.

Wish me luck.
by Multipleassortmentofbeans October 8, 2019
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goley

That one friend you have in your friendship group that is " gumpy" as fuck and loves narcotics too much. A goley also doesn't want to admit he has no chromasomes left.

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Omg beth why would you leave the grill door shut on the oven! And cause a fire!

You fucking goley.
by Misstanfastic February 20, 2020
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glema

Good Luck, Eat My Ass. To be said at the beginning of a competitive game to set the tone of the game
glema everyone!
by Cheftr April 6, 2020
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Goldmine

A sexual act in which you shit, mold it into a buttplug then freeze it. After, you piss in someone’s butthole, use the frozen shit plug to keep it in there. Then a second partner eats/fucks their way through, hunting for gold.
Justin: Hey I got with this girl tonight and things got crazy.
Josh: Yeah?

Justin: I set up a goldmine for ya, go “miner” out ;)
by Coloto April 30, 2020
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golumptios

A man taking the absolute piss. A man that can’t put in a full shift. A racist man. A man you don’t want your child to know. A reject of society. The hiding champion you do not seek this man
Gets promoted becomes a golumptios
by Social distancing required August 23, 2020
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golumptios

A man taking the absolute piss. A man that can’t put in a full shift. A racist man. A man you don’t want your child to know. A reject of society. The hiding champion you do not seek this man
Gets promoted becomes a golumptios
by Social distancing required August 23, 2020
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Goldmind

A sheer mystery, per brain power that supercedes all existing life-forms; thus, usually known as Head Alien on Earth...
HAE, I missed that - lemme gets a pencil, so I can start taking notes per, aHead developing Ma~ goldmind
by Sailingir1 September 8, 2020
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