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Fuckstick

Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”

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by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
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finktastic

When you feeling really good and want to jump up in the air with excitement.
Matt Ford: man I feel like shit right now
Josh bailey: stop with that nonsense! I feel finktastic!
by Mox 3:16 January 13, 2024
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Fuckstick

The upgraded version of fuckwit. The fuckstick is an organism capable of acquiring a basic understanding of the world, yet, is unable to communicate beyond questions so shallow they answer themselves.
Bob: “Got this dude in my class, an absolute fuckstick.”
Sam: “I swear, their population will only increase in time.”
by All Knowing Thundercunticus January 17, 2024
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fucktastrophy

When what the fuck and the shit hits the fan meet. You have a fucktastrophy. When everything that can go wrong goes wrong and then some....you have a fucktatsrophy. When the word catastrophe just isn't enough.....fucktastrophy is!
I wonder how this got to be such a fucktastrophy.
by LilTe June 8, 2024
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fucktasian

Those fucktasians really know how to mess a business deal up.
by kingoffucktardery September 23, 2025
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Fuckstickery

The act of persistently exhibiting fuckwitish behaviour.
The individual made a dick of themselves at the party by carrying on with fuckstickery while being oblivious to their behaviour.
by Molman14 September 26, 2025
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Count Fuckstickula

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.
by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011
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