Fuck me boots

the fucking slutty name for leather knee-high boots. girls who wear knee high boots dont necesarily want to be fucked they just like to wear them

guy-'shes wearing fuck me boots im gonna get laid for sure'
girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'

by oodycaboodious September 30, 2005

fuck me money

Having enough money so as to guarantee that almost anyone will sleep with you. This is not quite the level of wealth to constitute fuck you money but it's close.

He has fuck me money ...that's why almost any girl in the bar will go home with him.

by trickdaddy415 April 20, 2017

Fuck me daddy

Go to horny jail, retard

bring back definitions without examples

"fuck me daddy"

by I eat poop 69 June 4, 2022

Fuck Me Band

The blue things in soft drink bottle lids that can be cut and stretched into wristbands.
Called 'Fuck Me Bands' because when someone snaps them (usually on purpose) they want to fuck you.

*Guy snaps girl's fuck me band*
Girl: wow i didn't know you wanted to fuck me...that room is free!

by Lizzy554 September 18, 2006

fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”

someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤

by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018

fuck me daddy

idk lel

fuck me daddy

by I eat sand October 14, 2020

Fuck me George

An irratated feeling.

We can't fix your phone right now,
Fuck me George

by Shaz01 July 12, 2018