Using pudding for frosting

One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.

The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.

A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.

Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.

No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?

Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.

by Ultimate Authority May 29, 2021

Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting

Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.

"Hey do you two want to play Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting?"

"CHOCOLATE! Meat you are the winner"

by Henry Finch December 30, 2022

frontie

a frontal wedgie; when underwear is trapped in the front instead of between your butt cheeks.

I got off the teeter totter and had to adjust my frontie

by flodell May 31, 2015

Pillow Frosting

Semen laying upon a pillow and or a womans breasts

I rolled over into a huge puddle of pillow frosting!

by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008

Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting

After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.

"I totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting."

by Double Orange Chicken December 18, 2011

penis frosting

cum on the tip of a penis

slang: kooler see boob jelly

"ewww I can see his penis frosting!"


"dude you are so penis frosting"

by Sean goss February 17, 2005

frontie

When a girl dance with her breast pressed on a guy while he is standing up against a wall. She would probably give a "wallie" but she has no butt. So their would b no point

Alicia gave mike a frontie in the club

by Abrasive1 August 23, 2011