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Fractured Penis

Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.
The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.
by Doug up February 23, 2018
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Fractally Bad

When something is so bad that at any level of abstraction you fail to find any redeeming qualities.
Ouch, that is fractally bad. The org is fragile, the culture is broken, the infrastructure is weak, the documentation is non-existent, and the code is awful at ever dimension.
by SA881 July 10, 2018
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Fractum

A fraction in the rectum. Another way to say "Just the tip" but specifically in the butt.
Dude 1: How did it go last night?
Dude 2: I got a fractum.
by WhyDoIHaveTo July 29, 2018
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Fractal Liar

A person who lies from the gate, about everything and anything, often for no useful reason, in any and all directions.. Yes like the Orange Buffoon currently terrorizing this Fascist Republic.
It did not take long to realize that the new CFO was a Fractal Liar.
by WRivers December 25, 2018
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Fracer

You are a fracer
by Bob billy 21224 October 11, 2019
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Fraction of a bees foreskin

That tree is a fraction of a bees foreskin compared to the one I cut down.
by Bobblesnoffaliss October 24, 2019
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fractalnoia

A paradigm which states that data is more than an image: it is a function.

A paradigm in which data is a system-image or a motion-of-color.
Avant-nihilism smears colors by spinning them at infinite speed.

This creates a multiplicity of functions.

The most transparent of these functions is data.

Fractalnoia says data is a function-in-itself.
by zanderfin December 13, 2019
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