Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.
A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If
by Cumbre Vieja May 9, 2022
Get the notarized the foreheadmug. A black person who thinks hes good at battlefield but hes really not. He cares to much about his kills and deaths and not about his teamates. He is really bad at the game but continues to think he is the best. He is bad at any FPS and he should just sell his xbox and switch to wii.
by iRayo OG November 14, 2013
Get the reasy foreheadmug. The subtle art of buying somebody dinner and then bringing them to your residence where you have an all white bedspread prepped with some rose petals.
The victim then lays on the bed whilst you shit on their forehead because they are far more inferior than you so they desire your fecal matter so close to their brain.
Used as a verb to confuse obtuse call of duty players.
The victim then lays on the bed whilst you shit on their forehead because they are far more inferior than you so they desire your fecal matter so close to their brain.
Used as a verb to confuse obtuse call of duty players.
by GunskillGod June 14, 2021
Get the Foreheadedmug. A person who has no eyebrows so he has a nine-inch forehead. He is also so addicted to taming.io that he plays it all day during class, grinds it at home, and would pay his life savings to actually be good at the game (which he isn't).
The Forehead Fairy: The forehead fairy will bless you with his nonexistent taming skills!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!
by Matthew is bad at everything May 31, 2022
Get the The Forehead Fairymug. When you forehead is too Fucking big for your head and your eyebrows look like they are running away from your receding hairline and a red hair fuck
by u know who i am shayme October 13, 2019
Get the Big foreheadmug. Noun: to insult someone in reference to Patrick Star’s famous line “because I can’t see my forehead”, implying they are stupid or incompetent.
by MrMonatone March 11, 2019
Get the Foreheadmug. When an older person is using a video chat platform like Zoom, but only their forehead is visible because they don't know to angle their camera correctly.
by msyoungbearsmom May 22, 2020
Get the boomer foreheadmug.