two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

yoga totals

Idk I just typed in random words but
Points
I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means

Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores

by green is the best color August 6, 2022

Shaftage Totale

1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal

What? An F on the math test? SHAFTAGE TOTALE!

by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003

total awk

shorter version of “totally awkward” usually used for odd situations

“omg marissas ex is right there”
“omg total awk”

by julielollll August 29, 2018

total dad

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019

total vagina

a bigger pussy than most people would ever tolerate. Sucks at life. See also Flopdick.

You are being a total vagina, chug that beer, bitch

by stu is big April 13, 2005

Totally Not The Culprit

Rude game developer that has no talent of coding

The owner of this game is being a Totally Not The Culprit

by Housive April 30, 2022