When someone says something so absurd that everyone has to pause for a moment and look in disgust, usually associated with the record scratch sound effect.
by BigWayne_Iosnoop July 13, 2025
Get the Record Scratchmug. by Marker000 July 20, 2024
Get the Genesis World Recordsmug. An emerging rap group out of Wilmington, DE. The struggle endured by its members is personified by featured artist, Young Yusie, as he pushes his powerful lyrics in a unique manner. Beats are supplied by ThaHashBrown.
by RapeGame March 4, 2009
Get the PaDe Recordsmug. when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014
Get the scratch your recordmug. It is a baby (that isn't alive) that can work like a vinyl record that plays the sound of a baby screaming, not a screaming baby spinning on top of a record.
by Archimedes4047 February 2, 2025
Get the Record babymug. Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.
by soodledoodlepoodlemoodle May 16, 2022
Get the fossil recordmug. by doodling July 1, 2011
Get the stuck like a recordmug.