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fluff & flick 

the act of getting someone excited only to let them down in the most abrupt manner possible.
We got the fluff & flick from the boss today. She told us that if we got the project done by working overtime we could all take tomorrow off. After the project was done she told us that we have a mandatory staff meeting at 9 a.m.

When I got home my wife met me at the door wearing nothing but stiletto's only to tell me that she wanted a divorce.

Fluff tug 

A friendly tug to maximize the soft size of a mans penis
Jim was excited for his big date with Brittany, so he gave his penis a couple fluff tugs.
Fluff tug by Modern day Jesus October 1, 2012

fluff stuff 

The fluffy marshmallow gooey stuff that you get from the store.

Usually from the creators of the regular marshmallow unless you buy the great value kind like a cheap ass. It's really good, and can be easily addictive if you have too much if it.
Kid:"Hey mom! Did you get that fluff stuff from the store for our s-mores tonight yet?"
Mom: "Yes, I got it last night, dear"
fluff stuff by Kittykatnip January 15, 2014
Am going in the bath to shave my fluff cup.
fluff cup by Rossco76 October 23, 2014
Am going in the bath to shave my fluff cup.
fluff cup by Rossco76 October 23, 2014

fluff bunny 

a person who claims to follow a certain religious or philosophical belief, even goes to all the meetings but has no personal commitment to it.
That guy is such a fluff bunny, he says he is druid but the closest he's come to nature is mowing his lawn
fluff bunny by kephre April 16, 2015