Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019

Float like a butterfly

Float like a butterfly

Preferred that ..

Maybe by summer …

Healing sun …

Have an affinity with butterflies … :)

Float like a butterfly …

Sting like a bee …

Brutal deluxe … if I write this .. do not read …

You will never be the same again …

And not in a good way …

Gods work … sigh …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023

my eyeballs are floating

My bladder is full, I need to pee.

I drank too much water at dinner and now my eyeballs are floating.

by spycer July 16, 2014

Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JuicyBB November 10, 2008

dead baby float

2 scoops ice cream
one scoop dead baby
add bevrage of choice

mmm taste of baby so creamy and fresh out the whomb

by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003

Mountain Dew Float

This is the official definition of this word.
It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.

Person A: That chick Beth is a real nasty freak.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.

by Carl H.... October 12, 2007

Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.

"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.

by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011