Florida

the most southern part of kentucky and the most northern part of havana, cuba.

florida=jacksonville and miami

by robocop911 November 20, 2009

Florida

My own personal hell. A place for the newly wed, and the nearly dead. It's an okay vacation spot, but when you move here, you'll see it's not exactly paradise. It's not as pretty as you might think. There's absolutely nothing to do, and no one to meet. Unless you're visiting a retirement home. The beaches ae nice, but even that gets old. Huricanes are the worst. It ains all summer long. The seasons don't change. It's just hot, really fucking hot, and somewhat chilly. More humidity and moisture in the air than a damn sauna. America's penis.

You live in Florida? Sucks to be you.

by WeWereInfinite June 13, 2010

Florida Fitness Roid Rage

A.G. at FF

I saw A.G. pumping iron yesterday, I told him he had jewboinz and he went on a Florida Fitness Roid Rage.

by darcy mcgee December 21, 2008

Florida

Acronym: Fuckin' Lazy Old Retired Individuals Driving Around

"Man, this guy in front of me is soooooo Florida..."

by JT Nightwolf December 31, 2013

Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

George is in Florida

Content Creator Georgenotfound is in Florida with his best friend sapnap and boyfriend dream

"George is in Florida"
What?!
Yeah it's the 24th of July

by Fuckotwtt on Twitter :D July 13, 2021

Florida skank

n. A promiscuous female whose skin has an overly tan and weathered look.

That chick needs to stop tanning, she looks like a Florida skank.

by B January 7, 2004