Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out

husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out

by MrPoodle June 20, 2009

Faping

Having a good day

Yesterday sucked but now I am faping.

by MuskMaster5000 September 26, 2019

Flaking Out

When one can no longer participate in the social activities of his or her peers, and willingly removes themselves from the group activity or forfeits the activity without an amicable agreement.

Going out for a drinking session with friends and 'Roy' Flakes Out, by opting to stop drinking and go home early. This person would then be referred to as: Flaking out, Flaker, Corny, Flaked Out, Flakey.

by urbangenerator222 February 24, 2013

client-facing

In a client-vendor relationship situation, the act of cunnilingus, specifically performed by a male member of the vendor company upon a female representing the client organization.

Colleague #1: "So, whaddya workin' on right now?"
Colleague #2: "I'm client-facing on that healthcare claims project."
Colleague #1: "Dude!"

by galamaria March 7, 2008

Fanking

Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.

Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".

by mchristjr1983 February 27, 2017

Ball Facing

The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout

"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"

or

"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"

by Richard_69er_diner July 17, 2007