Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 28, 2011

snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.

"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."

by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014

ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks

I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it

by yymane January 22, 2022

Tropical facial

Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it

Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial

by Chamber Pot March 14, 2019

Racial Facial

An event where men of differing races ejaculate onto a white or caucasian woman's face

Let's give that white bitch a taste of our racial facial boys

by Zsix-Rendering September 19, 2022

Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.

“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night

by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019

Facial Dusting

Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.

I need to do some facial dusting

by flamboyant_filip March 24, 2011