A term used by someone of an older generation to describe themselves as tough or macho when they're actually lame as fuck. Usually done to attempt to relate to the younger generation, unsuccessfully.
Mark keeps calling himself an absolute savage for doing a half hour on the elliptical every day while we lift.
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not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion
not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion
the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills
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Get the Absolute G mug.A modern slang term for an idiot. Comes from a very rare term for people with disabilities from the 16th century, particularly downs syndrome, which in turn came from a 15th century term for Eskimos and people of near eastern decent. No longer has any racial or disability connotations, but is still derogatory.
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