Funne monke

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.

Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is

by Nwordpassseller December 29, 2020

Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007

Jonas Funnel

A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.

I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.

by TheRealSuperAIDS July 17, 2009

puke funnel

That radio or loudspeaker at your workplace that plays Top 40, Christmas music or smooth jazz, and that you just can't. fucking. turn off.

I've been listening to Rockstar by Nickelback on the puke funnel for about 3 months now, and I'm finna kill somebody.

by zoic October 30, 2015

Butt funneling

NOT INAPROPRIATE I PROMISE:

To rotate in circles while tobacco is poured in your butt.

At the party, I saw Bryan butt funneling with my grandmother! Woah she can spin fast!

by aboshmabo June 1, 2018

indiana funnelcake

when you shoot your wad into your gay buddies butthole,,then he sprays it all over your face then you both go crappie fishing

lets do an indiana funnelcake tonight, ive been meaning to exfoliate my face anyways.

by Long Hair Rob May 10, 2018

Funnel Arm

When your arm looks like a funnel because you're a weak little bitch. Look in a mirror at your profile - if you don't see any seperations, striations or definition and your arm smoothly tapers from your shoulder to your wrist...yep, you've got a bad case of funnel arm. Generally brought on by complete lack of strength, total avoidance of the gym and being generally a fat blob.

What was he thinking when he put on that cutoff shirt? Someone should tell him to cover up those weak ass funnel arms. Dude needs to hit the gym, that's just embarrassing.

by funnel arm February 19, 2008