fortnite

A game where 11 year olds spend all their parents money on their credit cards

Obama: Hey Donald, wanna grab a beer?
Trump: no I’m too busy building walls in this game called fortnite

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Fortnite

A dumb game that 4 to 10 year olds play

Tom plays fortnite

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I was put in the fortnite Ed unit

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A retarded game kids play because they think they are cool. Kids make fun of you for sucking even though it’s a fucking GAME

Retard: “Your so bad at fortnite kid”
Me:it’s a fucking GAME

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Jim- “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”

Bob- “No, I don’t have anything wrong with me.”

Fortnite by UrbanDicchead September 2, 2019

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A shit game which is worse than slavery and filled with toxic 9 year olds who can't spell and sound like a depressed 40 year old

Fortnite by ItsHoldz September 3, 2019

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Bob " Hi im fortnite"

*Commits suicide*

Fortnite by CODgamergirl September 6, 2019

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