You're not that real

A phrase commonly uttered by tools.

Paul: I'm going to hit you, you tool.
Sean: You're not that real.
Paul hits Sean

by smb021 February 29, 2008

In Real Life

A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.

Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"

"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."

by Once Again March 17, 2013

Ot the real

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Ot the real hard as fuck

by Sauce567890 October 18, 2019

On the real though

For real; when someone is being serious about something.

Jay- "Hey man, that stripper had the fattest ass! On the real though, I think I got herpes from her."

by MixMasterChrispy January 21, 2012

real world

1. The world outside the Internet.
2. The world outside the education system/academia.
3. The world as experienced by those who are not wealthy and have no friends in high places.

1. Sorry I haven't been in the chatroom lately, the real world got in the way.
2. All those bleedin'-heart intellectuals ain't got no idea 'bout the real world.
3. She has such an easy life. She should try living in the real world sometime.

by informative July 09, 2003

fo real

said in conversations to confirm that one is serious and NOT kidding around this time. Often said in anger but can be said kidding around and you are NOT fo real.. your just kidding... and it is oddly ironic.

dont be frontin with me foo.. i am fo real

by eba weba December 31, 2003

real friend

a person who makes your problems theirs and tries to help you through them.. however, sometimes creating them.

the person who would st with you at lunch when your other so-called 'friends' diched you because you weren't 'cool'//'accepted' is your real friend.

the real friend that tells you never to worry about the things you cant change.

<3

by Lindsey Amanda Smith June 01, 2006