False D*ckriding usuage

A false D*ckriding usuag is when a person uses the phrase "d rider" in a false way. This is usually when someone is annoying to someone else and the other person calls them a "d*ckrider" when they're not.

Example:

(Person 1) Bro legit stfu n*gga you ain't shut now gtfo
(Person 2) hop off my dick
This is False D*ckriding usuage

by Lebrawn Jaymez December 29, 2022

failed art student

A person who may or may not become the German Chancellor. Most likely from Austria.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Daniel failed art school
Person 2: Isn't he Austrian?
Person 1: and he's a failed art student...
Person 2: oh no.

by somegermanbornon4/20 May 6, 2023

turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

noblessez-faire

someone elected to government noble enough to avoid cronyism, and allow citizens to prosper

(portmanteau combining these French terms, used in English):
1. Noblesse oblige: Whoever claims to be noble must conduct himself nobly.

2. Laissez-faire: transactions between private parties free from state-intervention --------> 3. (my neologism)

People running for office -- as wealthy as Ross Perot, Mitt Romney, and John Kerry -- would ideally be uninfluenced by lobbyists' money, level the playing field by the principle of "noblessez-faire".

by anamorphosis February 6, 2012

leo aka faisal

That one wasteman who loves to f*** around makin po**rnos
Fake ass bi***

Omg that guy Leo aka faisal
He's real name is actually Faisal
What a douche!! Deadbeat

by ♡♡Prinny♡♡ July 26, 2020

Faileontologist

Studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms.

If it hadn't been for my friend being a faileontologist, I would never have known of my failurysm.

by Yars the Nazi October 11, 2009

Failexan

A person who sucks in any sort of competitive gaming. Whether it be MMO-based or Shooter-based. A failexan always folds under pressure and nerd rages whenever it loses.

Joe: Dude, Jimmy is totally flipping nigger balls over losing that game.
John: Yeah, he always does that. He is such a failexan.

by Z makes all wordz cooler November 26, 2009