Facebook

The ultimate creeping/procastinating tool. Also home to the infamous FarmVille.

"I spent all last night looking at this hot girl's photos on Facebook when I was supposed to be writing a report."
"Aw man! My cow died on Farmville!"

by Creepingprocastinator January 24, 2010

Facebook

When two men stand in front of a woman naked with an erection, and at the same time, slap her in the face with their erect cocks from both directions.

1.) Ohhhh shit son! Me and my boy are gonna facebook that bitch!

2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook!

3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now!

by BitterPoetMadman December 12, 2008

Facebook

A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.

someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat

by casemay14 June 18, 2011

Facebook

Facebook, it's a place where you put your face in a book. Letting people masturbate to it.

Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.

by I<3Puss-ee-s August 9, 2010

facebook

When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book

Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him

by the buyt November 12, 2014

facebook

To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.

My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.

by Lordter June 28, 2012

facebook

An unannounced competition to see who can get the most friends and best profile pic

Jane: Wow! Suzie has 1432 friends on facebook
Mark:But she probably doesn't know half of them

by JustaFried8 September 10, 2011