eva thompson

A name for a whore or hoe. Usually female but looks like a male rat. An eva thompson is also hated by everyone. Another nickname other than eva thompson is eva THOTson.

Eva thompson: Hey skater *Grabs Dick* wanna have a little fun.
Skater: Get off me you eva thompson.

by I.bust.fat.nuts August 23, 2018

Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.

Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!

by KyLe March 24, 2005

eva longoria

Most famous for playing the roles of "Gabrielle Solis" on the hit TV series Desperate Housewives.......and she first hit it big when playing the role of "Isabella Brana Williams" on the number one rated soap opera in the US The Young and the Restless from the years 2001-2003

She was married to General Hospital star Tyler Christopher....

She is also known as..
Eva Longoria Christopher

The best actress in daytime & primetime is Eva Longoria.

by Stanton St. Stafford March 26, 2005

eva cudmore

a famous canadian tiktoker and the sweetest girl ever. eva has a great personality and is so pretty and she’s so underrated. she really likes anime and her friends, but she also really likes butterflies too. and if you hurt her or try to hurt

her, i’ll kill you.

“omg have you seen eva cudmore?”
“omg yes! she’s so cute!”

by evacudmoresimp March 26, 2021

eva longoria

Famous actress, big time Spurs fan and Tony Parker's future wife.

Hey, if I was Tony I'd be hitting that ass raw night after night.

by ChingyFanatic September 2, 2005

Eva Elfie

Bítch is so fatherless she gotta call other men daddy on camera to cope 🤷🏾 ♀️ Bonus point is the adding of the schoolgirl uniform and other childish costumes as a grown ass woman to stimulate that daddy-stepdaughter fantasy more 😊

elf on the shelf little girl wannabe ass adult woman eva elfie my ass

by pinkpantheress April 11, 2023

Dirty Eva

During sex, a girl gets strapped to a wall using duct tape while having the end of a broom stick up her asshole. Sometimes, someone else will be fingering her vag at the same time.

Person 1: Wow! That girl i was with last night was REALLY into that Dirty Eva thing!
Person 2: That sounds pretty awesome dude, Im jealous

by ibyymm September 1, 2021