Ethan

An annoying little fuck who no one likes and is overweight

Damn look at that Ethan over their

by momolis April 9, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is one of those guys you get attached to really quick. He’s very kind and loving. If he makes a promise he does everything he can to keep it. If you need something he will be there for you no matter what he’s going through himself. He’s funny, charming, handsome, sweet, kind, and so much more. You will grow to love him very much and try your best to stay by his side. He will be weird with you and act stupid but he knows how to be responsible when he has to. He will become your favorite person and you’ll never truly forget him.

Ethan helped me cheer up when I was upset.

by Derpy.krys September 28, 2019

Ethan

weird and funny good sens of humor. But Extremely Ugly

Ethan is amazing.

by illuminatiX0002 September 18, 2019

Ethan

If you have a friend or a boyfriend named Ethan, your in for a treat, they can sometimes be stubborn, and mean. But they will warm up to you once you get to know them, if you have a Ethan in your life, you better keep em, they have a obnoxious sense of humor, and are very sexual, but don't let that make you think differently about them. They are mostly loud and sometimes annoying, but they are a stunning human bean. They will be there when you need to talk, but arent good when it comes to advice.

Most people think he's a bad person, but they don't know the truth

They are good and loyal companions and will stand up for you if you need it.

Omg, Ethan is kinda hot
Theres Ethan
I want him

by Your girlll April 30, 2019

Ethan

Ethan a farting menace on drugs once we t comes out hes uncontrollable

Is that Ethan?

Chokes from farts ahhhhhh

by Ethan’s Butt September 30, 2022

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.

Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan

by Ethan’s girlfriend May 5, 2022